Potatoes Are My Friends
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I feel like a slacker.

I’m a little stressed and angry right now.
Instead of going in detail (which wouldn’t be read by anybody anyway), I’ll just tell you the gist of it.
Someone on my relay team has decided she is NOT coming to DII States with us (she’s our second fastest runner…)  So now we have the coach’s daughter on our relay team.  She’s extremely annoying, slow, and annoying (I said annoying twice because she’s really annoying).
Our coach thinks its indecent for us to JUST wear spandex, but he lets the BOYS race in JUST spandex.  We GIRLS don’t fucking have penises, so we won’t have an awkward bulge.  I DON’T GET HOW IT’S MORE INDECENT FOR US THAN THE FUCKING BOYS.
DII States are Thursday.  I’m so stressed.  I really want to make it to All States, but this just made me more stressed.

I’m a little stressed and angry right now.

Instead of going in detail (which wouldn’t be read by anybody anyway), I’ll just tell you the gist of it.

  • Someone on my relay team has decided she is NOT coming to DII States with us (she’s our second fastest runner…)  So now we have the coach’s daughter on our relay team.  She’s extremely annoying, slow, and annoying (I said annoying twice because she’s really annoying).
  • Our coach thinks its indecent for us to JUST wear spandex, but he lets the BOYS race in JUST spandex.  We GIRLS don’t fucking have penises, so we won’t have an awkward bulge.  I DON’T GET HOW IT’S MORE INDECENT FOR US THAN THE FUCKING BOYS.

DII States are Thursday.  I’m so stressed.  I really want to make it to All States, but this just made me more stressed.

lulz-time:

 

flippingtables:

I’m not going to try to put it nicely. I’m a selfish, greedy, possessive bitch, especially when it comes to things that I pride myself in taking good care of. Such as my art supplies. I’ve put a lot of time, money, and work into making sure they stay in good condition, and so when my sister goes…

You have a right to be mad.  I’d be bat-shit pissed if someone destroyed my running clothes/shoes.

A telling of the potato problem we have in this world.  It’s so sad.

mosoli:

sexy-party-with-moriarty:

finrandthederpfish:

pleadingthefilth:

xekstrin:

wrathofprawn:

For those not in the know, Night Witches were Russian lady bombers who bombed the shit out of German lines in WW2. Thing is though, they had the oldest, noisiest, crappiest planes in the entire world. The engines used to conk out halfway through their missions, so they had to climb out on the wings mid flight to restart the props. The planes were also so noisy that to stop germans from hearing them coming and starting up their anti aircraft guns, they’d climb up to a certain height, coast down to German positions, drop their bombs, restart their engines in midair, and get the fuck out of dodge.
Their leader flew over 200 missions and was never captured.

how the fuck is this not taught in every single history class ever

Damn.

Gosh you always miss out on the really good stuff in history…wlfosn i love history and time period so much
Wow holy fuck.

omfg
this is literally the best thing i’ve learned all week

What the fuck?  How come we only ever hear about the brave “men”?  These women have more balls than any other “man” I’ve learned about.

mosoli:

sexy-party-with-moriarty:

finrandthederpfish:

pleadingthefilth:

xekstrin:

wrathofprawn:

For those not in the know, Night Witches were Russian lady bombers who bombed the shit out of German lines in WW2. Thing is though, they had the oldest, noisiest, crappiest planes in the entire world. The engines used to conk out halfway through their missions, so they had to climb out on the wings mid flight to restart the props. The planes were also so noisy that to stop germans from hearing them coming and starting up their anti aircraft guns, they’d climb up to a certain height, coast down to German positions, drop their bombs, restart their engines in midair, and get the fuck out of dodge.

Their leader flew over 200 missions and was never captured.

how the fuck is this not taught in every single history class ever

Damn.

Gosh you always miss out on the really good stuff in history…wlfosn i love history and time period so much

Wow holy fuck.

omfg

this is literally the best thing i’ve learned all week

What the fuck?  How come we only ever hear about the brave “men”?  These women have more balls than any other “man” I’ve learned about.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done
Gary: so, Josh, ready to film?
Josh: IS IT THE CAVE SCENE
Gary: no, that's not for another 3 months
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Gary: ready to film?
Josh: CAVE SCENE
Gary: yes
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Gary: hello, Josh.
Josh: CAVE SCENE
Gary: no, Josh, we filmed that 30 years ago.